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Lilly. Washington. i post a lot of stuff so stick around and follow me and feel free to message me anytime. instagram: roomdweller

westbor0baptistchurch:

When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death

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heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

-americanhorrorstory:

lanaspussycola:

ahs-mistyday:

More. I demand more.

give an award to this person

holY FUCK

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Tolkien: ...
Lewis: Who am I?
Tolkien: A tree
Lewis: ............
Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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misspryss:

julstorres:

survivablyso:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist