shaftinferno:

someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker

“Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.”

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

Syrup: Four types of women.

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

phlynn:

not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity

King said in an interview that this photograph was taken as he tried to explain to his daughter Yolanda why she could not go to Funtown, a whites-only amusement park in Atlanta. King claims to have been tongue-tied when speaking to her. “One of the most painful experiences I have ever faced was to see her tears when I told her Funtown was closed to colored children, for I realized the first dark cloud of inferiority had floated into her little mental sky.”

thatsmypieineedthepie:

more than 3 years… and I’m still not done laughing.

can you imagine how much time it must have taken them to shoot this scene with jared going crazy every 5 seconds

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

9gag:

I’ll never be as classy as this dog